10. No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney.

9. Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier than
dismantling an 8 foot tall pine tree.

8. Compare: chocolate gelt vs fruitcake

7. You get to learn cool new words, like “Kislev” and
“farshtoonkeneh”

6. No brutal let-down when you discover Santa Claus isn’t
real.

5. You neighbors are unlikely to complain about how your
menorah is blinding them senseless.

4. It’s like a big reunion when everyone gathers at the
Chinese restaurant on Christmas Eve.

3. In a holiday character face - off, Judah Macabee could
kick Frosty’s butt.

2. No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off your
roof.

and the NUMBER ONE reason why everyone should celebrate
Hanukkah is…

1. None of that Naughty-Nice crap… everyone gets loot!