10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in
the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you
some.

6. It’s OK when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re
someone else, because you ARE someone else.

5. 40 years from now, you can still do it.

4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go
next door.

3. Doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and
groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning.

AND….

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!