15 REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN….
1) You can enjoy a beer all month long
2) Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car
3) Hangovers go away
4) A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer
5) Beer never has a headache
6) When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer
7) A beer won’t get upset when you come home with beer on your breath
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
9) You can share a beer with your friends
10) A beer always goes down easy
11) You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer
12) A beer is always wet
13) You can have a beer in public
14) A frigid beer is a good beer
15) You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good
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