1) You can enjoy a beer all month long

2) Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car

3) Hangovers go away

4) A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer

5) Beer never has a headache

6) When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer

7) A beer won’t get upset when you come home with beer on your breath

You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty

9) You can share a beer with your friends

10) A beer always goes down easy

11) You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer

12) A beer is always wet

13) You can have a beer in public

14) A frigid beer is a good beer

15) You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good