A white man, a black man and an Arab were standing around
bragging about the size of their families.

The white man boasted, “I have 4 boys and my wife is expecting
another — Five boys … I will have a basketball team!”

The black man, not to be outdone, said, “That’s nothing! I
have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another son –
that will make 11… I will have a football team!!”

The Arab, looked at both of them and screamed out, “You both
should be ashamed of yourselves! I have 17 wives.”

“One more and I will have a golf course.”