Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when
it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off
the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: “What’s that?”
Lady 2: “A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
Lady 1: “Where did you get it?”
Lady 2: “You can get them at any drugstore.”
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, AFTER all, over 80
years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: “Listen Sonny, it doesn’t matter as long as it fits a camel.”