The bartender got tired of hearing these five drunks arguing about who had the biggest dick. So he yelled out:
Archive for September, 2005
BETWEEN HOLIDAYS….
A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos. The artist says,
PRAYERS….
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to
SEX DRIVE….
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%…wedding cake!