Dear Husband,

I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO. The children are doing well. Tommy is seven now and is a bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a school project, all the figures were good, and the back of your head is very realistic. You should be very proud of him.

Little Jennifer turned three in September. She looks a lot like you did at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She still remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. What a grand day for Jenny, despite the fact that it was stormy and the electricity was out.

I am doing well. I went blonde about a year ago, and discovered that it really is more fun! George, I mean, Mr. Wilson the department head, has uh, taken an interest in my career and has become a good friend to us all.

I discovered that the household chores are much easier since I realized that you didn’t mind being vacuumed but that feather dusting made you sneeze. The house is in good shape. I had the living room painted last spring; I’m sure you noticed it. I made sure that the painters cut holes in the drop sheet so you wouldn’t be disturbed.

Well, my dear, I must be going. Uncle George, uh, Mr. Wilson, I mean, is taking us all on a ski trip and there is packing to do. I have hired a housekeeper to take care of things while we are away, she’ll keep things in order, fill your coffee cup and bring your meals to your desk, just the way you like it. I hope you and the computer will have a lovely time while we are gone. Tommy, Jenny and I will think of you often. Try to remember us while your disks are booting.

Love,

Your Wife

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all escape from prison. They hear the cops coming so they each climb a tree.
The cops come and shine flashlights in the trees.
They shine a light on the tree with the brunette and she goes “whoo whoo” like an owl.
They shine the light in the redhead’s tree, she goes “Tweet Tweet” like a bird.
They shine the light on the blonde’s tree……”Moooooo”

Sehwag’s wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public. He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow. So he does go to the market dressed as a woman. There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says,”Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?” surprised Sehwag asks,”How do you know? The woman says ,”Pehchana nahin? Mein Sachin!”

What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly’s innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time.

How can you say “Get Out” to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat.

If Rahul is “The Wall”, what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall.

How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up.

Best-seller by Ganguly: Back to the Pavillion in 2 minutes.

What’s Ganguly’s favourite bird?
Ans: Duck.