You Have To Use An Extention Ladder To Climb Up Into Your Pick-Up Truck

A blonde walks into a curtain store and the salesman asks, “May I help you?”
The blonde says, “I need curtains for my computer.”

Puzzled, the salesman asks, “What for?”

The blonde replies, “Hello … I’ve got Windows!!”

What is the difference between a rain barrel and a bad fielder?

One catches drops; the other drops catches.