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Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery.

After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.

Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: “Justice prevailed.”

The senior partner replied in haste: “Appeal immediately.”

There was 3 girls on the run being chased by cops, they went in a barn and hid in 3 seperate potato bags.
The cops picked up the 1st bag and the auburn says “meow meow”.

The cops said there’s nothing in this bag except kittens they picked up the 2nd one and the brunette says, “woof woof”

The cops say there’s nothing but puppys in this bag they picked up the 3rd one and the blonde says, “THERE”S NO-ONE IN HERE!”