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What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?

Somebody is fixin’ to lose them a house trailer.

During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team’s cheerleaders.

The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, “You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand.”

“That’s right, Coach,” replied the lineman. “But, she’s much better!”