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A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew.
The brunette’s word was quizzical.
The redhead’s word was photosynthesis.
The blonde’s word was dick.
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.
When you call a cat; they take a message.
How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?
None, that’s what rednecks are for.