College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version Time Limit: 3 WKS Name: _____________________________ 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give
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Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of
World’s Best Pick-Up Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend…
To thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It
Blonde secretary
How do you know there’s a blonde secretary working in an office? The boss is always smiling