Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their team play the Red Sox. They start making fun of a couple of Red Sox supporters who only have one ticket between the two of them.

Just before the conductor appears both Red Sox fans go into the bathroom and lock the door behind them. When the conductor knocks on the door they slip the ticket under the door, the conductor clips it and slides it back under the door and off he goes.

On the return journey the Yankees fans decide to pull the same trick and purchase only one ticket for the two of them. They notice that yet again the two Red Sox supporters only have one ticket between them. The Yankees fans realize there is only one bathroom per carriage and quickly take the lead, locking themselves in first, leaving the Red Sox fans with nowhere to go.

A minute later the Red Sox fan without a ticket strolls over to the bathroom and knocks on the door.

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus,

she took the 22 bus twice instead.

A guy walks into a bar, sits at the counter and said “Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender on my tab.”

Every one got a drink and thanked the man. After a while he man said “Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender.

Put it on my tab.”Everybody got their drinks and thanked the man.”

The bar tender pulled the man to the side and asked him “You know this is going to be a lot of money, can you pay for this? The man said “No”.
The bar tender took the man in the back, beat him up, and threw him out the back door.

The man brushed himself off, and went back into the bar.

He sat down and said “Drinks, everybody, on me.

Except for you bar tender, you don’t know how to act when you get drunk