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Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?
A: Everyone’s been in and out for $2.00.
Two drunken men were driving home.
The first started screaming: - Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall.
The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: - You good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you? Jim answered him: - IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!
Yo mama is so poor she steals free bread.