How does a blonde kill a fish?

She tries to drown it!

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making.

Explaining that goats milk was used. she showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.

She then asked, “What do you do in America with your older goats?”.

A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours”.

Why did God invent armadillos?

So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the half shell.