What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?

They both lick their paws.

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client’s jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by the state. The jury was out for days before returning with the verdict:

manslaughter!

Later, as Murphy paid off the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a hard time convincing the other jurors to see things his way.

“Boy, did I!” said the juror. “They kept voting to acquit!”

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

She slipped off and fell down the drain.