A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like
Archive for January, 2008
Mouth Organ
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite instrument? The WhoreMonica!
King of the Jungle
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and
Shoot to Win
Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament? A: Tiger Woods
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. “We’ll document it in the manual.” None. It’s a hardware problem. 1.000000001. Two. One always leaves in the middle