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There was a blonde driving through the country. She just dyed her hair brown because she was sick of being made fun of her hair color.
She was really hungry so she stopped at a farmer’s house and says, “Hi, If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?”
The farmer agreed. So she quickly counted them and said, “91.”
The farmer looked around puzzeledly and said,”Ok. Take one.”
When the blonde was walking back to her car the farmer asked, “If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?”
This rope walks into a bar and says,”Get me a beer!” The bar tender relies,”We don’t serve beers to ropes here.”
So the rope walks out and sees this guy walking down the sidewalk and says,”Tie me in a knot and fray the end.”
So the guy does so. Then the rope walks back in the bar and says,”Get me a beer!” The bar tender replies,”Aren’t you the same rope who just came in here?”
The rope says,”Fraid Knot!”