Dick Cheney says he does expect to go hunting again.

Of course, no guarantee he’ll bag another lawyer

A frat boy gets into the back of a cab, and asks the cabbie, “Do you have enough room up there for a Pizza and a six pack of Beer?”

The cabbie says, “Sure.”

So the frat boy leans forward and throws-up.

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, a minister heard the intoning of a prayer.

Apparently his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.

The minister’s son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said.

“Glory be unto the Faaaather….and unto the Sonnnn…. and into the hole you goooo.”