Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: “Man, you have
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A little girl wants to go
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy” she said
Let’s vote on this now
Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ronald Reagan are in a boat in the Potomac, when suddenly the boat develops a
Dihydrogen monoxide
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year.
Thankful he’s drunk
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.