Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits,
Archive for May, 2008
Olympic team
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the
Ex-widow said it
Q. And who is this person you are speaking of? A. My ex-widow said it
Grenade
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw
Elephant Time
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he