Q. What is your brother-in-law’s name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What’s his first name?
A. I can’t remember.
Q. He’s been your brother-in-law for years, and you can’t remember his first name?
A. No. I tell you I’m too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God’s sake, tell them your first name!

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

So this new bar opens and the owner can’t think of a name. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It takes doesn抰 take long and soon the 3rd customer walks in.

the owner jumps up and walks over to the girl. 揧ou’re the 3rd person to enter my bar and I’m going to name it after you.?

揙kay? she says, 搈y name is Jill?

The owner looks her over and says, 揑 like your legs so I’m going to name the bar ‘Jill’s Legs’?

The next day a bum is sitting outside the bar and a cop asks him what he’s doing. He answers, 揥aiting for Jill’s Legs to open so I can get a drink!?