A string walks into a bar and asks the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, “I am sorry but
Archive for May, 2008
Husband’s Club
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the
Walks home.
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themselves. A2: Walks home
Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.
Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs? Wherever you put it, dumbass