Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan? A: Skid marks
Archive for June, 2008
How Far Was It?
At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses
What’s the song?
There was a blonde named Kelsey. Her arch enemy was a red-head named Jessica. Jessica was trying to annoy Kelsey
Spanish Proverb
One drink is just right, two are too many, three are too few
Cows In Government
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government