Why did the Antarctica get on the roof of the bar?She heard drinks were on the house
Archive for August, 2008
All lawyers
“Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They’re all lawyers.&#
RULES FOR COLLEGE ROOMMATES
1. If someone calls while you are on the phone, do not answer the call waiting signals, after all your
Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First
Because it was a double-crosser
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser