It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, Toshiba, entered the
Archive for August, 2008
Difference
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil engineers?Mechanical engineers build weapons,Civil engineers build targets
Fertilized.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?A: Fertilized
Bartender
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.” the bartender says, ” What’s an M L?”
To get to the Shell station!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the Shell station!