What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil engineers?Mechanical engineers build weapons,Civil engineers build targets.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?A: Fertilized.

A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.” the bartender says, ” What’s an M L?” She says, ” A Miller Light.” Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.” the bartender says, ??what’s a B L?”She says, ”Bud Light.” A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.” The bar tender says,” what’s a fifteen?” She says,” 7&7, duh!”