A man walked into a shop and found the clerk stalking flies with a fly swatter. “Have you gotten any?”
Archive for August, 2008
Consultation
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The
Difference
Do you know the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws ?Outlaws are always wanted
Vegetable garden
Q: where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: the vegetable garden
“Fly eh? Ha! My foot!”
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local pet shops. She walks into a