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Archive for September, 2008
Football Fan To The Rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
Laptop
What’s the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? The blonde operates on more laptops!
Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him
I Like Monkeys
The pet store was selling monkeys for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they were normally