Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup
Archive for September, 2008
Substituting Rats For Lawyers
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests? Three reasons: 1. There are
Blonde Technology
Q: Why did the blonde sell her television? A: To buy a VCR!
Blonde Mating Call
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: “I’m soooo drunk.&#
Get Him Off Me Or I’ll Sue!
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman pinscher