Short Free Jokes & Funny Pictures

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and

Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a

What are the two things a cat is good for? Altitude and distance!