You might be a redneck if you ever got too drunk to fish!
Archive for September, 2008
Lawyers Vs. Vampires
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night
Blonde In A Tree
Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: You wave at her
The Golden Toilet
A group of guys are on their way to a party, but couldn’t quite remember the address to the house.
Bulldog + Shih Tzu
Q. What happens when you cross a Bulldog with a Shih tzu? A. You get Bullshit