What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?

Neither knew when to pull out!

What do Brooklyn and women in tight jeans have in common?

Flatbush.

The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

“DEAR FRIENDS,

WE DIDN’T MIND THE BED SLATS

BEING SAWED.

THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I’M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!”