Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a booth.

Eventually, he and another man got into an argument about whose dog could whoop the other dog.

The man said, “Let’s have a fight out back.”

”Okay” said the other.

When they got their dogs, one man opened a case and brought out a 12 inch long yellow dog.

That dog proceeded to kill every other dog in town.

When one man asked, ”Where did you get that dog?” the man said, ”Well, before I cut its tail off and painted it yellow, it was an alligator.”

What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

”I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!”

”Great trade!”