It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can’t detonate them. Birds have
Archive for November, 2008
The computer user’s reboot poem
Don’t you wish when life is bad and things just don’t compute, That all we really had to do was
Free drinks for everyone
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including
Do you know where you were going?
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you
Aownedcar…
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter ‘S’ on it. His friend the turtle saw him