A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquires. “I want
Archive for February, 2009
Blonde
Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the w’s
What’s the difference
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline
Terminology Aussie Style
Log On……Make the barbie hotter Log Off……Don’t add any more wood Monitor……Keeping an eye on the barbie Download……Get the firewood
Spying Parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he’s lonesome so he