1. “You get this one, next round is on me.” (We won’t be here long enough to get another round.)
Archive for February, 2009
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web… Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000. Too difficult to “mark” every website
Memory
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles