Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across
Archive for March, 2009
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with
This is not a Macintosh
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: “I
Blonde Driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
Christmas Carol Parrot
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store