On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, “Who here is a Mets fan?” Every student knew
Archive for March, 2009
Lawyer Croaks
A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” The receptionist says, “I’m sorry,
Computer Memory
Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory? A: It says ”byte me”
Blondog
Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked cars!
Skunk phone
How does a skunk call home? On his smell-ular phone