You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back
Archive for April, 2009
Only in America
1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America……are there handicap
Brain Transplant
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, ”Brains are very expensive, and you will have
Don’t Step Out of the Car
A blonde has just got a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, which almost drives
Rednecks’ Dogs
Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars