A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!” The defendant answered, “No, we won.”

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.