Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it? A: None. It just lets out a
Archive for May, 2009
Offer legal advice
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this: In the beginning, God
Mind telling me the time?
BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on face) “You know, it’s the weirdest
Making a bet at a bar
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed