1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is
Archive for May, 2009
Redneck tv antenna
Y”might be a redneck if yer TV antenna is a bread tie
Brain Transplant
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, “Brains are very expensive, and you will have
Blonde and tracks
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? They have both been laid all over America
Lemon squeeze
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1000