Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it
Archive for May, 2009
Rednecks’ Teeth
Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room? A: A full set of teeth
A lawyer goes to heaven:
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him
Blonde’s Stupid Death
There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. The Chinese dude says, “What?!! Sushi again? If
Bugs ‘n Bars
A grasshopper jumps into a sleazy little bar, makes his way onto a stool and orders a drink. The bartender