3 babies talking.

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

The first little baby says, “Ugh, look at this – my mom just bought strained plums!”

The second baby says, “You think that’s bad – my mom just bought strained peas!”

And the third baby says… “You think you guys got it bad?
How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!”

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