31 GREAT DAYS….
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender
gets worried. “What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t
talking to me for a whole 31 days.”
The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing
that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.
” Yeah, except today is the last night.
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