Some women are sitting around after a card party. They start
complaining about their sex lives.

First woman moans, “My husband is a musician. All he wants to
do is sing to it.”

Second woman moans, “My husband is a doctor. All he wants to
do is examine it.”

Third woman moans, “My husband is a psychiatrist. All he wants
to do is talk about it.”

A big grin on her face, the fourth woman says, “My husband’s
a mechanic. On our wedding night he tore hell out of it, and
has been working on it ever since.”