1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and
a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its
full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

3. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always
one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to
take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

4. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

5. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.