7 BAD JOKES TO MAKE YOU GROAN….
1 A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his
arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”
2 A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says
to the bartender, “Hey barkeep, it’s my birthday today.
How ’bout a free drink?” The bartender turns, looks at the
dog and nods his head, “Sure pal, toilet’s right down the hall.”
3 A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse behind the bar
serving drinks. The guy is staring at the horse, when the
horse says, “Hey buddy? What are you staring at? Haven’t you
ever seen a horse serving drinks before?” The guy says, “No,
it’s not that… it’s just that I never thought the parrot would
sell the place.”
4 So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .
5 A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t
serve poultry!” The chicken says “That’s OK I just want a drink.”
6 Two cannibals walk into a bar and sit beside this clown.
The first cannibal wacks the clown on the head and they both
start eating the clown. Suddenly the second cannibal looks up
and says, “Hey, do you taste something funny?”
7 Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted
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