There was a 98 lb weakling who couldn’t get any girls.
One day he saw a buffed out guy on the beach surrounded
by beautiful women.

He waited til he could catch the guy alone and asked his
advice on how he too could get the girls.

The buffed guy was happy to oblige and told him to work
out with weights for a few months and then get a skimpy
bikini bathing suit and to put a potato in it and he
would soon be surrounded by all the beautiful women he
could handle.

So…….the 98 lb weakling worked out regularly, bought
a skimpy bathing suit and put a potato in it and went
out to the beach.

Well, the women ran away screaming! So, the weakling
finds the buffed guy who gave him the advice and
explained his predicament.

The buffed guy took one look and said;
“put the potato in front”.